calling out : DAVID AKA HITLER

[Thunder]

you suck at football.

[Thunder]

mano e mano

grab a QB... mark off a small field. 2 downs. Alternate WR/DB. Wanna know what its like burned by a 300 lb fattay?

I got me a couple servings of http://www.americangoodies.nl/catalog/images/45-40_Shake_nBake_kl.jpeg For ya


disclaimer- This callout is not intended to be offensive, but im serious about playing some football. Damnit, someone.

[STOK5OH]

this thread,sucks.

[schovil69]

No, it blows.

[Thunder]

this thread,sucks.

just because you can't play football.......

[Alley]

worst thread ever.

[BossRoss]

you all suck

[Thunder]

worst thread ever.

another person who can't play football... i'm seeing a trend!


ross, i know you can play... you would be a good challenge.

[David]

I"ll tell you what.. how about we put $100 on this... You can pick one person to snap the ball. This will be full contact no pads. First person to score 3x's wins.

[Yogi]

I'ma come at you like a spyder monkey old man.

[Thunder]

I"ll tell you what.. how about we put $100 on this... You can pick one person to snap the ball. This will be full contact no pads. First person to score 3x's wins.

snap the ball?

with an all time QB, they just take the ball as you line up. No running plays, its all about the WR/DB matchup.

As for full contact, I'm game... however 100 dollars? Why we gotta do this for money?

[AeroSS_87]

gayest thread ever

[Yogi]

can i be the QB? I love playing sports while a cigarette dangles from my lower lip and I'm holding a busch light in the left hand so I can use the right hand to flip you off......or throw a pass.

[Thunder]

The way I think is best to set this up, is to have us each bring our own QB. Just to say there is no bias (one guy throws pics on purpose, etc)

[Thunder]

I love playing sports while a cigarette dangles from my lower lip and I'm holding a busch light in the left hand so I can use the right hand to flip you off......or throw a pass.

but holy roffle batman, that would be picture/video worthy.

[Thunder]

So.... lets work somethin out here?

[BossRoss]

busch light is nasty at least get a good beer like old style

[Thunder]

lol ross you goober

[David]

snap the ball?

with an all time QB, they just take the ball as you line up. No running plays, its all about the WR/DB matchup.

As for full contact, I'm game... however 100 dollars? Why we gotta do this for money?

you call me out, you're gonna back it up with your wallet... scurred?

I'll bring ross as my QB then... If i suck then whats the big deal... btw i've never played any organized sports in my life so i'll bring a rule book just to make sure i'm following the rules.:rolleye:

[BossRoss]

lol ross you goober



what old style is good. i used to think ohh its just a cheap beer. but i think its better than bud light.

[Yogi]

I'll be your QB Ahmad, and I'll do it just like I said I would. Except with Schlitz!

[Yogi]

Whattya say? Shirts vs skins and Ahmad and I are skins?

[Yogi]

I am so kidding..................








about being skins!

Step up and GET OWNED!

[BossRoss]

haha schlitz. f'in awesome

[Yogi]

oh yeah, I think it would be a good matchup. Big vs Little

[Thunder]

you call me out, you're gonna back it up with your wallet... scurred?

I'll bring ross as my QB then... If i suck then whats the big deal... btw i've never played any organized sports in my life so i'll bring a rule book just to make sure i'm following the rules.:rolleye:

Just like racing, I don't care if the other person is a 20 sec honda, I don't do it for money....

Do you have to lose 100 dollars to have fun? Cmon now..

oh, and I never played an organized sport either. Of course, when I say that, I'm being serious. Just be aware of the 5 yard contact rule and pass interference... pretty much the only 2 things that really apply rulewise...

[BossRoss]

when its just one on one theres really no need to jam someone in the first 5 yards. its all about if you have the moves to get past em, or the speed to keep up with someone and the ability to knock down/catch a ball

[Thunder]

when its just one on one theres really no need to jam someone in the first 5 yards.

oh yes there is lol. I've proven it on more than 1 occasion.

The rest of it is true. I'm saying I've got the moves to burn david, and even if hes infinitely faster, hes not going to stop me from getting past him.

[David]

you need more calcium first. I dont' wanna feel bad afterwards.

[Yogi]

ah SNAP! literally?

[BossRoss]

oh yes there is lol. I've proven it on more than 1 occasion.

The rest of it is true. I'm saying I've got the moves to burn david, and even if hes infinitely faster, hes not going to stop me from getting past him.


jamming is intended to throw the timing off between the receiver/qb. when its just qb nd receiver one on one. there is no need since the qb can just watch instead of worrying about any other coverage issues.

[Thunder]

you need more calcium first. I dont' wanna feel bad afterwards.

finger is feeling fine. You ready to get rocked?

[Thunder]

jamming is intended to throw the timing off between the receiver/qb. when its just qb nd receiver one on one. there is no need since the qb can just watch instead of worrying about any other coverage issues.

oh I understand what you were saying with its main purpose, however jamming a receiver, or at least roughing them up just a bit can play a bit of a mental factor too.

[BossRoss]

eghh...... i've never experienced that. but i was also a running back so i was used to contact

[Thunder]

We used to do it alot back in the old neighborhood. The only downside is someone like me, I'm succeptable to being burned if I can't properly engage at the line lol.


^^^^ take notes david

[David]

ross you game this weekend? sounds like thunder wants to be under my foot this weekend.

[BossRoss]

when???? i work sat. 2-11 and sun but cant member the hours. i think 12-8. im usually free durin the week though

[David]

i'm off every day after 3... sounds like next week works out best... i'll check forcast later this weekend for warmest/driest day next week.

[Thunder]

This weekend isn't going to work for me, however next wednesday or next weekend.... bring it.

[Thunder]

i also need to check the availability of my QB...

[Thunder]

or i could play QB myself..... just hike it, then throw it to myself deep.

or i can take ross from you by upping the ante and signing him to a 1 game/20 dollar contract with incentives included based on performance.

hahaha

[BossRoss]

haha

[Thunder]

i love football

[Yogi]

Tell me whne you need me there, and I'll get the day off. I can't turn down football and beer.

[Thunder]

how well can you throw a ball yogi? I'm thinking a 50 yard field is appropriate sized, so if you can chuck it at least 40 yards that'd be good enough.

[Yogi]

how well can you throw a ball yogi? I'm thinking a 50 yard field is appropriate sized, so if you can chuck it at least 40 yards that'd be good enough.

What type of football we talking here? Pro, College or my fav teh mini. I suppose I'll have to test each one out while holding a beer in the left hand.

[82355]

what old style is good. . . . . but i think its better than bud light.

Duh.

Martin

[matt]

cheap beers ****ing suck
you would think after you drink for sooo long you would aquire a taste for what is good and what is garbage

[Coupelx]

:pee:
football

[Thunder]

What type of football we talking here? Pro, College or my fav teh mini. I suppose I'll have to test each one out while holding a beer in the left hand.

pro/college.

[Yogi]

ok, well I'll have to locate on and give it a shot.

[Thunder]

i might be able to let ya use the one i have.

[BossRoss]

cheap beers ****ing suck
you would think after you drink for sooo long you would aquire a taste for what is good and what is garbage

old style is a good beer. seriously. have u ever had one. im guessing not since ur usually to busy drinkin heineken.

[Thunder]

my jaw hurts now lol

[Yogi]

i might be able to let ya use the one i have.

I'll get ahold of you this weekend

[David]

I was in class when ross called.

[82355]

old style is a good beer. seriously. have u ever had one. im guessing not since ur usually to busy drinkin heineken.

Most people realize it, but he is a douche bag when it comes to beer selection.

Or really anything.

Martin