shaggyballs853

[Cobra Commander]

:eek: @ the blonde you work with.

I had my fix of Spicy Chicken today......

[swaggy853]

which one? u should have come in later i work 3-9 i woulda hooked u up

[Cobra Commander]

Which one?!?!?!! I highly doubt there is more then one that looks like her! Haha

[swaggy853]

well the one girl that I know works lunches is a brunette. there are a few blondes that work next door that may have been in there tho. What did she look like?

[Cobra Commander]

She was a 8.5 on the Man's 1-10 woman scale. Pretty much a 9 from behind. That is my best way of describing her. I don't give out 9s to hardly ANYBODY, except my girlfriend.

But ya, she probably worked next door and was helping out.

[swaggy853]

there isnt a girl that works in the place that i wouldnt do forbidden naughty things to. I took a friend from GI to the christmas party and he couldnt believe the amount/quality of ass. Working thursday friday saturday nites in that place is awesome between the drunk sluts and the cocktails. The girls know the sluttier they dress the more tips they get, i wish i could do that.

[Cobra Commander]

Amazing.

Oh well, she was probably lacking the personality though. Thats how it goes. She can die in the pizza oven for all I care.

[JesterMX6]

The girls know the sluttier they dress the more tips they get, i wish i could do that.

apply at the Q?

[Cobra Commander]

****, I would. You wouldn't believe how many single & straight girls go there. It is beyond an untapped resource.

And yes, I have drank at the Q..... Along with Martin, and Joe Sypal, and Dan, And Pat. :rofl: :elephant:

[JesterMX6]

the thought has crossed my mind to work there.

it would just be interesting explaining it to my family when tax season rolls around.

[Cobra Commander]

:rofl:

[swaggy853]

Amazing.

Oh well, she was probably lacking the personality though. Thats how it goes. She can die in the pizza oven for all I care.

That would be a waste, all burnt and ****.

I could handle working at the Q, see how many girls could "turn me straight" :)

I could see it now, me talking to random hot girl: "alright, Ill have sex with you but I have to put it in your butt and you have to bring your hot friend."

[swaggy853]

The girls know the sluttier they dress the more tips they get, i wish i could do that.

apply at the Q?

On second thought, that wouldnt work for me, how am i gonna dress slutty? I dont think lettin mah belly hang out would get me more tips.

[JesterMX6]

The girls know the sluttier they dress the more tips they get, i wish i could do that.

apply at the Q?

On second thought, that wouldnt work for me, how am i gonna dress slutty? I dont think lettin mah belly hang out would get me more tips.

well it wouldn't be slutty.

nice form fitting pants/jeans and a hollister or american eagle shirt can go a long way in a gay bar

[swaggy853]

The girls know the sluttier they dress the more tips they get, i wish i could do that.

apply at the Q?

On second thought, that wouldnt work for me, how am i gonna dress slutty? I dont think lettin mah belly hang out would get me more tips.

well it wouldn't be slutty.

nice form fitting pants/jeans and a hollister or american eagle shirt can go a long way in a gay bar

Thanks for the info, I wont ask where you got it. I could make some money in some tight pants. I would be such a **** tease tho, I would become what I hate.

[Kelvin]

you need DG sunglasses and a receding hair line at 23

[STOK5OH]

The girls know the sluttier they dress the more tips they get, i wish i could do that.

apply at the Q?

On second thought, that wouldnt work for me, how am i gonna dress slutty? I dont think lettin mah belly hang out would get me more tips.


a hollister or american eagle shirt can go a long way in a gay bar

You may as well just suck cocks while you're at it,at that rate.

[STOK5OH]

****, I would. You wouldn't believe how many single & straight girls go there. It is beyond an untapped resource.



QFT

[JesterMX6]

The girls know the sluttier they dress the more tips they get, i wish i could do that.

apply at the Q?

On second thought, that wouldnt work for me, how am i gonna dress slutty? I dont think lettin mah belly hang out would get me more tips.

well it wouldn't be slutty.

nice form fitting pants/jeans and a hollister or american eagle shirt can go a long way in a gay bar

Thanks for the info, I wont ask where you got it. I could make some money in some tight pants. I would be such a **** tease tho, I would become what I hate.

hahahahahahahahahah.

will and grace is a great source for gay fashion....:bolt:

[swaggy853]

you need DG sunglasses and a receding hair line at 23

i got the receding hairline and im only 22, im good.

[Cobra Commander]

Hahahahaa.

[STOK5OH]

I thought my hairline was finally receding,but then I looked at a pic. from 5 yrs. ago and it was exactly the same. I WANNA BE BALD DAMN IT.

[swaggy853]

My dad has a full head of hair, but his mom was mostly bald. The guys on my moms side of the family have permanent thinning of the hair but never go completely bald.

[STOK5OH]

my mom's dad was ballllllllllld as ****. :rofl:

[swaggy853]

bald as ****? I'll take your word for it.

[STOK5OH]

like hair only on the sides and gleaming everywhere else. :rofl:

[swaggy853]

whelp on a brighter note im goin to work now, ill see who she was.

[David]

:worthless::woboobs:

[swaggy853]

:worthless::woboobs:

Go to the ****in bar and take a pic then!

[swaggy853]

Oh, and im happy to report that it was jenna. I should have known when u commented on the ass. It was her first lunch shift btw thats what threw me off.

[Cobra Commander]

Oh, and im happy to report that it was jenna.


Myspace?

[swaggy853]

Oh, and im happy to report that it was jenna.


Myspace?

...is gay?

[Cobra Commander]

NOT IN SITUATIONS LIKE THIS DAMNIT!

I need a last name so I can do a search. :lol:

[swaggy853]

i dunno her last name off hand. I searched jenna within 10 miles of 68502 and came up with nothing.

[Cobra Commander]

How old?

Every preppy girl has Myspace. This is a fact.

[swaggy853]

dunno, early 20s-ish

[Cobra Commander]

I came up with like 20 pages. :lol:

[Cobra Commander]

****! Every blond Jenna from Lincoln has a private profile.

Here is some blonde matches from Lincoln:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=10645368

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=31943391

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=172998227

[grand-master]

wow

[Cobra Commander]

Watch out, that last one will take you straight to jail without collecting your $200 dollars. :lol:

[swaggy853]

i found those in my search, none are her.

id let that last one lick my balls.

[Cobra Commander]

Ya, and tell her that my name is Andrew and I drive a multi colored Fox Body so I'm in the clear. :lol:

[STOK5OH]

I saw sparks fly, from the corner of my eye
And when I turned, it was love at first sight
I said please excuse me, I didn't catch your name
Oh it'd be a shame not to see you again
And just when I thought she was comin' to my door
She whispered sweet and brought me to the floor, she said

I'm only seventeen, but I'll show you love like you've never seen
She's only seventeen, daddy says she's too young, but she's old enough for me

Come to my place, we can talk it over, oh everything going down in your head
She said take it easy, I need some time, time to work it out, to make you mine
And just when I thought she was comin' to my door
She whispered sweet and brought me to the floor, she said

I'm only seventeen, you ain't seen love, ain't seen nothing like me
She's only seventeen, seventeen

(Solo)

Such a bad girl, loves to work me overtime
Feels good (ha), dancin' close to the borderline
She's a magic mountain, she's a leather glove
Oh she's my soul, it must be love

She's only seventeen, still she gives me love, like I've never seen
She's only seventeen, daddy says she's too young, but she's old enough for me

She's everything I need, daddy says she's too young
But she's old enough, old enough for me

[swaggy853]

hmmm, so that means 16 was bad?

[Cobra Commander]

I saw sparks fly, from the corner of my eye
And when I turned, it was love at first sight
I said please excuse me, I didn't catch your name
Oh it'd be a shame not to see you again
And just when I thought she was comin' to my door
She whispered sweet and brought me to the floor, she said

I'm only seventeen, but I'll show you love like you've never seen
She's only seventeen, daddy says she's too young, but she's old enough for me

Come to my place, we can talk it over, oh everything going down in your head
She said take it easy, I need some time, time to work it out, to make you mine
And just when I thought she was comin' to my door
She whispered sweet and brought me to the floor, she said

I'm only seventeen, you ain't seen love, ain't seen nothing like me
She's only seventeen, seventeen

(Solo)

Such a bad girl, loves to work me overtime
Feels good (ha), dancin' close to the borderline
She's a magic mountain, she's a leather glove
Oh she's my soul, it must be love

She's only seventeen, still she gives me love, like I've never seen
She's only seventeen, daddy says she's too young, but she's old enough for me

She's everything I need, daddy says she's too young
But she's old enough, old enough for me

Hahhahahaaa

[STOK5OH]

winger,ftw.

[David]

For some reason i think i know who this is, and i'm pretty sure she is recently married.

[swaggy853]

For some reason i think i know who this is, and i'm pretty sure she is recently married.

If we are still talking about the same girl in the original post, shes not married to my knowledge, boyfriend tho.

[STOK5OH]

no one gives a ****,she has warts.
NEXT.

[swaggy853]

doubtful, highly doubtful.

[STOK5OH]

Chances are,she has HPV in one form or another.

[Cobra Commander]

It happens. BELIEVE me....