best devorce lawyer in lincoln

[baggedmazda]

need to know the best one in lincoln i am gona rape train my wife and i know shes getting some shitty $650 lawyer that probably wont do ****

[racer91]

first

[zpeters]

got dayumn. thread subscribed

[baggedmazda]

well this dont help me none

[srt-4_uk]

Waiting on pics

[Trick]

Love this. Wait...

[baggedmazda]

pics of what I want the best lawyer I can

[GC8U]

I think they want pictures of your soon to be ex wife.

[Burntz]

yea, dont hold out. we know you have nakeds.

[baggedmazda]

I do but that don't matter at the moment they might make it to submityourex.com at some point but I can't do anything to **** up my legal situation

[CobraCam]

:popcorn:

[Jthod]

I do but that don't matter at the moment they might make it to submityourex.com at some point but I can't do anything to **** up my legal situation

subscribed.

There's a radio ad that plays on z92, specifically for men. might check thier website.

[supersayianjim]

THE LINCOLN LAWYER

[BOWERS]

Darla Ideus or Hal Anderson are great here. I use Darla.

[jwcardy]

why so angry? she cheat?

[Natty32V]

http://www.marketprofiles.net/assets/images/marketprofilesprivacy.jpg

[matt]

quit holding out, lets see her titties

[Sally]

10K and she won't be found. No lawyer needed.

[jangus]

I do but that don't matter at the moment they might make it to submityourex.com at some point but I can't do anything to **** up my legal situation

Well if that's the case, you may want to edit the text in your first post before it finds its way into her hands.

[jwcardy]

10K and she won't be found. No lawyer needed.

thats what im talking about...

Well if that's the case, you may want to edit the text in your first post before it finds its way into her hands.

help him out by unquoting him...

[BOORAH]

I'll be your lawyer.

[Z28]

You'll lose even if she doesn't have a lawyer.

[JJackson]

whats a devorce? can i haz

[c0z]

in4rapetrain

[baggedmazda]

i think i will get more than whats mine she ****ed up huge more than once just dont want to get raped with child support and not get to see him

[turbovertrx7]

Hal Anderson!

[matt]

I wouldnt worry about not being able to see your son, having just gone through the whole custody thing, and about to do it again, I will say in this ****ing bo hunk town, the mother 99% of the time will always be favored unless she is completely unfit. That being said, if you are paying child support you will get visitation, the schedule and frequency can be decided by you 2. But if you cant come to an agreement the judge will decide. This is unless you are wanting to get joint custody which unless she is completely willing, that will be a big fight in court and could get really dirty. Thank god we never got married.

[ShadowFox]

You probably won't have much luck finding a devorce lawyer in the phone book...or anywhere

[95gsx]

Divorce... Devorce, De'force Diphorce. None really come up on firefox spell check.... dudebro may have found a glitch. good for him.

Sorry to hear. Http://www.yellowpages.com/....... do it.

[Hillbilly]

Good luck. It is one of the worst things I have ever been through. I wouldn't wish it on anyone.

[schovil69]

You need to call me. PM sent.

For the issues at hand,

Joint custody will not happen. Nebraska law specificly says that joint custody is reserved for the rarest of cases where communication between the parents is productive and in the best interest of the child.

You have already shown that you and the wife are not communicating well so forget about joint custody.

Now, best interest of the child is not defined anywhere which gives the judge the burden to decide what the best interest of your child is.

Don't be a ****tard!

Your best option is to work **** out with the woman because you will get raped in every way if you think you can take it to court and win.

[matt]

You need to call me. PM sent.

For the issues at hand,

Joint custody will not happen. Nebraska law specificly says that joint custody is reserved for the rarest of cases where communication between the parents is productive and in the best interest of the child.

You have already shown that you and the wife are not communicating well so forget about joint custody.

Now, best interest of the child is not defined anywhere which gives the judge the burden to decide what the best interest of your child is.

Don't be a ****tard!

Your best option is to work **** out with the woman because you will get raped in every way if you think you can take it to court and win.

This is absolutely spot ****ing on.
What helped me out, is I kept good communication with my Ex, we were both very reasonable with each other, and we basically agreed on everything when we went to court so the judge had to pretty much do nothing besides approve what her lawyer brought to the table, which I was made aware of before court.
It was extremely painless. But I don't see that happening for you.
Good luck tho man.

[coop]

with the current track record of SCR guys, children/underage persons and the judicial system....i do not think will end well....

[matt]

hahah.

[Hillbilly]

What does it take to get a lawyer on retainer for all of scr. Between races, divorces, beating wives, **** and washing cats, we could sure use one.

[matt]

We need to all just chip in, or contact one about sponsoring the site.

[aquase]

SCR lawyer sponsor??

damn ninja

[David]

Darla Ideus or Hal Anderson are great here. I use Darla.

my mom (crazy) used Hal and her ex used Darla. I would recommend Darla.

then again my mom is crazy so she didnt' help Hal at all.

[JJackson]

as long as were on the subject of divorces. here is a good letter

Dear Connie,

I know the counselor said we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore. The day you left, I swore I'd never talk to you again. But that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first one to make contact. In my fantasies, it was always you who would come crawling back to me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I see that my pride has cost me a lot of things. I'm tired of pretending I don't miss you. I don't care about looking bad anymore. I don't care who makes the first move as long as one of us does.

Maybe it's time we let our hearts speak as loudly as our hurt. And this is what my heart says "There's no one like you, Connie." I look for you in the eyes and breasts of every woman I see, but they're not you. They're not even close. Two weeks ago, I met this girl at Flamingos and brought her home with me. I don't say this to hurt you, but just to illustrate the depth of my desperation.

She was young, maybe 19, with one of those perfect bodies that only youth and maybe a childhood spent ice skating can give you. I mean, just a perfect body. Tits like you wouldn't believe and an ass that just wouldn't quit. Every man's dream, right? But as I sat on the couch being blown by this stunner, I thought, look at the stuff we've made important in our lives. It's all so superficial.

What does a perfect body mean? Does it make her better in bed? Well, in this case, yes, but you see what I'm getting at. Does it make her a better person? Does she have a better heart than my moderately attractive Connie? I doubt it. And I'm never really thought of that before.

I don't know, maybe I'm just growing up a little. Later, after I'm tossed her about a half a pint of throat yogurt, I found myself thinking, "Why do I feel so drained and empty?" It wasn't just her flawless technique or her slutty, shameless hunger, but something else. Some nagging feeling of loss. Why did it feel so incomplete? And then it hit me. It didn't feel the same because you weren't there to watch. Do you know what I mean? Nothing feels the same without you. Jesus, Connie, I'm just going crazy without you. And everything I do just reminds me of you.

Do you remember Carol, that single mom we met at the Holiday Inn lounge last year? Well, she dropped by last week with a pan of lasagna. She said she figured I wasn't eating right without a woman around. I didn't know what she meant till later, but that's not the real story.

Anyway, we had a few glasses of wine and the next thing you know, we're banging away in our old bedroom. And this tart's a total monster in the sack. She's giving me everything, you know, like a real woman does when she's not hung up about her weight or her career and whether the kids can hear us. And all of a sudden, she spots that tilting mirror on your grandmother's old vanity. So she puts it on the floor and we straddle it, right, so we can watch ourselves. And it's totally hot, but it makes me sad, too. Cause I can't help thinking, "Why didn't Connie ever put the mirror on the floor? We've had this old vanity for what, 14 years, and we never used it as a sex toy."

Saturday, your sister drops by with my copy of the restraining order. I mean, Vicky's just a kid and all, but she's got a pretty good head on her shoulders and she's been a real friend to me during this painful time. She's given me lots of good advice about you and about women in general. She's pulling for us to get back together, Connie, she really is. So we're doing Jell-O shots in a hot bubble bath and talking about happier times. Here's this teenage girl with the same DNA as you and all I can do is think of how much she looked like you when you were 18. And that just about makes me cry.

And then it turns out Vicky's really into the whole anal thing, that gets me to thinking about how many times I pressured you about trying it and how that probably fuelled some of the bitterness between us. But do you see how even then, when I'm thrusting inside your baby sister's cinnamon ring, all I can do is think of you. It's true, Connie. In your heart you must know it. Don't you think we could start over? Just wipe out all the grievances away and start fresh? I think we can.

If you feel the same please, please, please let me know.

Otherwise, can you let me know where the ****ing remote is.

Love, Dan

[STOK5OH]

ca 1999

[Jthod]

Later, after I'm tossed her about a half a pint of throat yogurt, I found myself thinking, "Why do I feel so drained and empty?"

[DSMMIKE]

as long as were on the subject of divorces. here is a good letter

Dear Connie,

I know the counselor said we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore. The day you left, I swore I'd never talk to you again. But that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first one to make contact. In my fantasies, it was always you who would come crawling back to me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I see that my pride has cost me a lot of things. I'm tired of pretending I don't miss you. I don't care about looking bad anymore. I don't care who makes the first move as long as one of us does.

Maybe it's time we let our hearts speak as loudly as our hurt. And this is what my heart says "There's no one like you, Connie." I look for you in the eyes and breasts of every woman I see, but they're not you. They're not even close. Two weeks ago, I met this girl at Flamingos and brought her home with me. I don't say this to hurt you, but just to illustrate the depth of my desperation.

She was young, maybe 19, with one of those perfect bodies that only youth and maybe a childhood spent ice skating can give you. I mean, just a perfect body. Tits like you wouldn't believe and an ass that just wouldn't quit. Every man's dream, right? But as I sat on the couch being blown by this stunner, I thought, look at the stuff we've made important in our lives. It's all so superficial.

What does a perfect body mean? Does it make her better in bed? Well, in this case, yes, but you see what I'm getting at. Does it make her a better person? Does she have a better heart than my moderately attractive Connie? I doubt it. And I'm never really thought of that before.

I don't know, maybe I'm just growing up a little. Later, after I'm tossed her about a half a pint of throat yogurt, I found myself thinking, "Why do I feel so drained and empty?" It wasn't just her flawless technique or her slutty, shameless hunger, but something else. Some nagging feeling of loss. Why did it feel so incomplete? And then it hit me. It didn't feel the same because you weren't there to watch. Do you know what I mean? Nothing feels the same without you. Jesus, Connie, I'm just going crazy without you. And everything I do just reminds me of you.

Do you remember Carol, that single mom we met at the Holiday Inn lounge last year? Well, she dropped by last week with a pan of lasagna. She said she figured I wasn't eating right without a woman around. I didn't know what she meant till later, but that's not the real story.

Anyway, we had a few glasses of wine and the next thing you know, we're banging away in our old bedroom. And this tart's a total monster in the sack. She's giving me everything, you know, like a real woman does when she's not hung up about her weight or her career and whether the kids can hear us. And all of a sudden, she spots that tilting mirror on your grandmother's old vanity. So she puts it on the floor and we straddle it, right, so we can watch ourselves. And it's totally hot, but it makes me sad, too. Cause I can't help thinking, "Why didn't Connie ever put the mirror on the floor? We've had this old vanity for what, 14 years, and we never used it as a sex toy."

Saturday, your sister drops by with my copy of the restraining order. I mean, Vicky's just a kid and all, but she's got a pretty good head on her shoulders and she's been a real friend to me during this painful time. She's given me lots of good advice about you and about women in general. She's pulling for us to get back together, Connie, she really is. So we're doing Jell-O shots in a hot bubble bath and talking about happier times. Here's this teenage girl with the same DNA as you and all I can do is think of how much she looked like you when you were 18. And that just about makes me cry.

And then it turns out Vicky's really into the whole anal thing, that gets me to thinking about how many times I pressured you about trying it and how that probably fuelled some of the bitterness between us. But do you see how even then, when I'm thrusting inside your baby sister's cinnamon ring, all I can do is think of you. It's true, Connie. In your heart you must know it. Don't you think we could start over? Just wipe out all the grievances away and start fresh? I think we can.

If you feel the same please, please, please let me know.

Otherwise, can you let me know where the ****ing remote is.

Love, Dan
Welcome to the internet!

[talon2008]

Pay Susan Alexandra out of Hastings... word is that she cost around 12-14k and supposedly she is the best around - but after seeing her work in the courtroom vs the state of Nebraska (my side) last week in court I would not have given her a dime. Kid got stuck the entire judicial book and then some shoved up his ass and I came out pretty damn good --- thanks state of nebraska :)

[millertime]

Kid got stuck the entire judicial book and then some shoved up his ass and I came out pretty damn good --- thanks state of nebraska :)

huh?

[Jthod]

Kid got stuck the entire judicial book and then some shoved up his ass and I came out pretty damn good --- thanks state of nebraska :)

huh?

[SVTslowbra]

my ex's dad is a really good divorce lawyer. He's in nor**** tho.

[schovil69]

Kid got stuck the entire judicial book and then some shoved up his ass and I came out pretty damn good --- thanks state of nebraska :)

huh?

[Stein]

Welcome to the internet!

Yeah, but I still read it again. Classic.

[sexy front butt]

The best attorney in Lincoln is Poppe. He is expensive though.

Also, if you make a consultation with an attorney, even if you don't hire the attorney, your ex will not be able to use them. Considered a conflict in interest. If you wanted to be mean you could do consultations around town with all the good attorneys so she is left with the crappy ones. Some of the better attorneys do charge a consultation fee. Average fee is around $75.

I don't suggest making the divorce any worse than it is already going to be though. This will drag things out and cost more in attorney fees.

I suggest mediation. Through mediation you can come to an agreement on property settlement, child support, and all the other fun things you have to sort out.

You will probably also have to take a parenting class. Judge Merritt requires it, some of the other judges don't.

[1slows10]

Definitely go with Elise white it's my ex gfs sister and I know she is very well known around hear an is by far one of the best around!

[Natty32V]

Definitely go with Elise white it's my ex gfs sister and I know she is very well known around hear an is by far one of the best around!

said ex gf is also one of my ex gfs and ive also heard great things about Elise being a good one!

[Cobra Commander]

The best attorney in Lincoln is Poppe. He is expensive though.

That is our lawyer, and he is expensive. Only thing that sucks about Poppe is trying to get ahold of him. It's been a few years, but I remember my wife never getting past his office girls on important issues during a child support battle.