how much trouble will i be in?

[MadmaX]

my neighbors have countless caseworkers for a variety of things, but one common theme seems to be that they park their car in front of my driveway. not a little bit, they completely block it. either by dumb luck, or virtue of them constantly being over there, it seems to be extreemly common for them to be in my way when i need to leave. i try and catch them on their way to and from their car so i can point out that my neighbor HAS a driveway around the corner that they could be parking at, and that even if they didn't, it is inconsiderate to block mine.

anyhow... it seems inevitable that i'm going to hop in my car one of these days, throw it into reverse, and crush both passenger doors of their vehicle. is that going to be entirely on me?

[86Shelby]

I would expect it to be. You should be checking your entire driveway for bikes and little kids before backing up.

Maybe get some business cards top put under thier wiper blade. let them know that they can't park for **** and that the next time it happens thier car will be towed.

[sexy front butt]

People always park in our yard and then walk over to the park, on the other side of the street. It pisses us off too. We are thinking about putting up a sign. People are just rude. I would never park in someones yard.

[86Shelby]

I GAVE YOU A SIGN FOR THAT EXACT PURPOSE!

[MadmaX]

i think it might be worth it though.

[DSMMIKE]

just get the cars towed.. im pretty sure its illegal to block a driveway...

[MadmaX]

theyre always there 15-20 minutes. enough to be a pain, but not long enough to get a tow truck over there.

[Stein]

Just politely post a note on their car. I'd suspect it will change once you point it out to them. If you do nothing, nothing will change.

[turbo_jb]

theyre always there 15-20 minutes. enough to be a pain, but not long enough to get a tow truck over there.

are they there on a regular basis though? if so, you could probably get a tow truck there fast, thats easy money for them...

Or take some pictures....

Have you tried leaving your phone number on the vehicle to have them call you?

[MadmaX]

i try and catch them on their way to and from their car so i can point out that my neighbor HAS a driveway around the corner that they could be parking at, and that even if they didn't, it is inconsiderate to block mine.



i know i've spoken to all of them at least once about it. they act flustered, apologize, and then do it again the next day.

[supersayianjim]

stick bannas up thier exhaust pipe..

[aquase]

go borrow a truck from a buddy,

get a chain, hook chain to truck and car control arms. pull out of way, or in the middle of the street. remove chain. hide truck.

[jangus]

If they're caseworkers, they have bosses. Find out which orginization they work for (KVC, Owens, Cedars, the state, whoever it may be) and call their superviser and let them know how unhappy you are about their employees behavior. Also let them know you've talked to them about it once before, and you're tired of it.
If that doesn't work, I'm all for the "drag the car away with a chain and truck" routine. Always remember, some people simply suck as human beings.

[Z28]

I'd politely let the air out of their tires.

[regal403]

Just lay on the horn until they come out, then shoot them in the face with a water pistol full of cat **** and laugh manically as you do a big skanky burnout.

[racer91]

start keeping a log of times and license plate numbers. And have any blocked neighbors do the same.

buy a wheel clamp, and misplace the key.

or make a barricade of crap to get your point across :rofl:

or just park so they cant move and wait for the cops to come

[ShadowFox]

Lincoln or Omaha?

[MadmaX]

I like the "park so that they can't move" idea. That's very doable. Then call tow truck.

[Burntz]

I like the "park so that they can't move" idea. That's very doable. Then call tow truck.

do it. we're talking bumper to BUMPER close until a tow truck arrives. Or just leave the cars there for awhile.

[aquase]

I like the "park so that they can't move" idea. That's very doable. Then call tow truck.

do it. we're talking bumper to BUMPER close until a tow truck arrives. Or just leave the cars there for awhile.

we did that to a guy who kept parking in our parking lot and walking to east campus. every day he would park in the spot regardless of the sign he parked next to that said no parking. we boxed him in. and drove vans the rest of the day. we come back from a delivery and the car is gone. we are like WTF???
look over our cars and they are scratched up and stuff.

next week comes along and he has the nerve to park there again.
We went and got aircraft stripper. he got the point after he needed to repaint his hood, bumper, both front fenders, doors, and rear gate. and 2 rims.

never saw him again after that.

[jeff5755]

Had that happen at an apartment where there were like 6 spots and someone kept parking in mine. I parked them in one day. They knew it was me, because they were clearly marked with apartment numbers. They actually had the nerve to knock on my door and ask me to move. I told them I would move when I was leaving next, about four hours later, for class. She kind of shulked away and it never happened again.

[Matti]

I would call the cops, have one come out and give you addvice on what you can legally do about it. I would say take pictures and keep track of every time it happens, date time of day and for how long. Almost like building a case, then you have the evidence to possibly take them to court or something.

[TZFBird]

People always park in our yard and then walk over to the park, on the other side of the street. It pisses us off too. We are thinking about putting up a sign. People are just rude. I would never park in someones yard.

Sounds like someone needs some anti-vehicular landscaping.

[MadmaX]

nails. lots of nails.

[BOORAH]

I like the blocking them in part. Blocks them in, setup video camera in front window to record them incase they decide to bump their way out. Don't let them out for a day or so.

[00GT4.6]

Next time they do it, leave them a "**** you" letter on their windshield. If they do it again, get just block them in and leave it like that the rest of the night. Or wrap a chain around the axle and just pull the thing out of the way. Did that to a neighbor who thought he had to park his 20' trailer on the street at night, made it impossible to back out. Dragged the thing up into his yard after I backed into it one night. They'll get the hint.

[racer91]

you need one of these http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/epic-fail-photos-expecting-that-much-trust-fail.jpg

[Kelvin]

You should park in your neighbors driveway

[aquase]

orrrrrr

take a 6in long chain, and zip tie it to rotating parts under the car. or rims.

or the zip tie driveshaft trick if rwd

[bigdaddy]

Start putting vaseline under the door handles. They'll get the point, especially if you've talked to them before about it.

[TZFBird]

No no no. Vaseline goes on the wipers. Anti-sieze goes on the door handles.

[Hillbilly]

I have duct taped a can of pepsi to a driveshaft before. Drives like a paint shaker.

[Burntz]

I have duct taped a can of pepsi to a driveshaft before. Drives like a paint shaker.

lmfao, that would be hilarious

[aquase]

coat car in Vaseline, or lard, and then saran wrap the entire car, then do another coat of Vaseline or lard

[regal403]

Duct tape a fleshlight to the trunk or back bumper, drop your pants around your ankles and **** it loudly. I mean really get into it. Moan and yell, smack the taillights and ****. Scream if you like. Bonus points for setting off the alarm.
Then when they come outside to see wtf is going on with their car, look them right in the eye and shoot your load in the grill LIKE A BOSS.

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[supercrackerbox]

Duct tape a fleshlight to the trunk or back bumper, drop your pants around your ankles and **** it loudly. I mean really get into it. Moan and yell, smack the taillights and ****. Scream if you like. Bonus points for setting off the alarm.
Then when they come outside to see wtf is going on with their car, look them right in the eye and shoot your load in the grill LIKE A BOSS.

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OMFG I am in tears right now! :rofl:

[AlwaysJusAlmost]

I have duct taped a can of pepsi to a driveshaft before. Drives like a paint shaker.

sticky wheel weights are easier

[MadmaX]

joe, that was amazing.

in order for the blocking-them-in deal to work I need to remember to leave my pickup parked on the street.

last night I put all my cars in the driveway, so this morning when I needed to leave & there was one of them blocking me, all I could do was yell. There were no cars parked on the street, and she still pulled into my driveway. It was the cute one too. Sadly had backed in, so ramming the ever living **** out of her honda would be hard to play off as accidental.

[Hillbilly]

I have duct taped a can of pepsi to a driveshaft before. Drives like a paint shaker.

sticky wheel weights are easier

Not if you only have a full pepsi and duct tape.

[schovil69]

:rofl:

This threard derrivers, fkn tears flowing from trying to not lol at my desk.

Do you have any friends that don't park in your drive? Send out a mass text and bring in some reinforcements to block the invalid from leaving. Oh, and I really like the pepsi can on driveshaft!

[AlwaysJusAlmost]

I have duct taped a can of pepsi to a driveshaft before. Drives like a paint shaker.

sticky wheel weights are easier

Not if you only have a full pepsi and duct tape.

excellent point

[sexy front butt]

nails. lots of nails.

We were actually talking about doing something like that. Only probably is if we have people over and we forget to move it I would feel really bad.

Ray gave us a sign that is currently in the shop window. Says "No parking violators will be ***** slapped". We may put that one up.

[C.J.]

My dad hit a drunk guys blazer who parked blocking part of our driveway 10+ years ago and my dad had to cover damages.

[00GT4.6]

Just go ****ING APE **** on them. It will only take once.

[Hillbilly]

Put a upside down harrow in your yard, if they can't see it **** them.

[94camaro]

Put a upside down harrow in your yard, if they can't see it **** them.

This!

[supercrackerbox]

I've thought about just putting up a sign that says something to the effect of "Possible Severe Tire Damage, Park at Own Risk" just to see if anyone still parks there. Nails and shrapnel might not be needed.

[Enzo354]

If they leave their windows cracked, out comes the garden hose.

[racer91]

or just grab some rattlecans, and do something like this and instead put no parking on it, or make a big yeller box

http://i40.tinypic.com/333d6yw.jpg

[Maze]

eat 5 cheesy's at taco bell, take a **** on there hood. then put a mini umbrella in it.

[MadmaX]

funny you should bump....

i came home from work yesterday, and one of them was parked in my driveway. i blocked them in and came inside. my wife doesn't like when i start **** with our neighbors, and eventually begged me to move my car before we went to bed. they left shortly thereafter.

[86Shelby]

Oh hell, if they were parked IN the driveway I would have visted the neighbors and kindly requested that the offender move thier car right then and never park it there or anywhere in front of your home again or the next time they can move it from Shirley's Towing's impound lot.

[Z28]

funny you should bump....

i came home from work yesterday, and one of them was parked in my driveway. i blocked them in and came inside. my wife doesn't like when i start **** with our neighbors, and eventually begged me to move my car before we went to bed. they left shortly thereafter.

Do you share a drive way or wtf!?

pics or ban

[MadmaX]

ray, if it was the first time, i would have done it like that. this is not the first time.

and no Z28, we do not share a driveway. their house is on the corner, and their driveway connects to the other street. my neighbors park in their garage, so their driveway is empty 99% of the time. furthermore, in this instance, there wasn't even any cars parked along the curb.

[Thunder]

funny you should bump....

i came home from work yesterday, and one of them was parked in my driveway. i blocked them in and came inside. my wife doesn't like when i start **** with our neighbors, and eventually begged me to move my car before we went to bed. they left shortly thereafter.

Pansy.

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[86Shelby]

ray, if it was the first time, i would have done it like that. this is not the first time.

Then why move your car? Sooner or later you will have to ruffle some feathers to stop this.

[regal403]

You should have let the air out of their tires until they were low. Not flat, just low enough to make the car real pillowy in the curves.

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[regal403]

It would have been a shame if a bird had taken a huge **** all over their windshield, and if that bird happened to have been on a strict diet of eggs, maple syrup, and Coca Cola.

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[86Shelby]

Don't forget the mullberries and birdseed.

[Thunder]

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Would be a shame to play catch in the driveway and a baseball found its way to a taillight

[supercrackerbox]

I still like the fleshlight idea . . .

[MadmaX]

me too

[DsmZuti]

Duct tape a fleshlight to the trunk or back bumper, drop your pants around your ankles and **** it loudly. I mean really get into it. Moan and yell, smack the taillights and ****. Scream if you like. Bonus points for setting off the alarm.
Then when they come outside to see wtf is going on with their car, look them right in the eye and shoot your load in the grill LIKE A BOSS.

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LMFAO That was funny as ****

[280zxnick]

Just lay on the horn until they come out, then shoot them in the face with a water pistol full of cat **** and laugh manically as you do a big skanky burnout.

This

[BOORAH]

I sent you some C4 in the mail to help you out with your pesky little American neighbor problem. No need to thank me.

Jihad Ali Muhammad Flem Flem Allah And Things.

[MadmaX]

Duct tape a fleshlight to the trunk or back bumper, drop your pants around your ankles and **** it loudly. I mean really get into it. Moan and yell, smack the taillights and ****. Scream if you like. Bonus points for setting off the alarm.
Then when they come outside to see wtf is going on with their car, look them right in the eye and shoot your load in the grill LIKE A BOSS.

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update. . .
one of them left the keys in the car running.

I took the keys, & went back to work in my garage.
case worker comes out, looks around, starts panicing. I let her. After awhile I walk up & say "your car is in my driveway."
she says "do you have my keys?"
I underhand pitch them at her, point at my neighbors garage, & say "their driveway is over there"
she replies "i didn't know"
I say, "ive had this conversation too many times. dont ever block my driveway again."

the next day she parks across the street in front of the No Parking sign, and locks the door quite intentionally setting the alarm.

[Z28]

I just don't see how the **** that happens...nice move btw.

[regal403]

Not quite what I had in mind... but it seems to have worked.

D for creativity, B for effectiveness, C- overall.

[Lt4TransAm]

Should have kept the keys. Haha! Then call the tow truck.

[supercrackerbox]

Overall, I'd say well done.

[MadmaX]

i had a strong inclination to have no idea what happened to her keys.

ah well.

[Hillbilly]

I guess I am going to need a picture to understand how these dumb bitches keep doing that. I think you need to buy a parking boot.

[MadmaX]

people are only as smart as they have to be i guess.


word got around well enough. this all happened a week or so back, nobody has parked there since.

[Bryan]

Nice move.

[86Shelby]

I guess I am going to need a picture to understand how these dumb bitches keep doing that. I think you need to buy a parking boot.

I don't think it's stupidity, I think it was more convinient for them to park in/block Daniel's driveway than park in the proper driveway.

Nice move simply taking the keys out and waiting for her to panic a bit. A very simple way to get the point across.

[MadmaX]

i was surprised how long she left it out there. you expect people to be back soon when they leave it running, she didn't come out for a solid 20 min.

[supercrackerbox]

Wow. Was it really cold that day or something?

i had a strong inclination to have no idea what happened to her keys.

ah well.

Nah, I'd say you made your point.

[Z28]

Eh gas is cheap...

[millertime]

good work, I look forward to seeing what you do next time :D

[Enzo354]

At least you got your point across.