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Nitefox
1st December 2007, 07:11 PM
I guess I forgot to make a new noob post.

My name is Brian, I'm broke, and have way too many cars in various states of disrepair. I spent 10 years working for a wholesale fuel company until I realized they would never give me a real raise, so I now work in the accounting office at the University.

Cars:

http://xc5.xanga.com/2160407b42cb41548421/b1495195.jpg

The '31 chevy has been chopped 3", all oak replaced, mustang II front, Nova rear. It's been in storage for years awaiting $$$$$.

http://x64.xanga.com/be5a6aea7053379740073/b54227253.jpg

1971 Jeep J-2000 shortbed will be a conglomeration of 3 jeeps, 401ci with the quadratrac tranny, full time 4wd, 3" suspension lift, powdercoated frame. Waiting on bodywork and $$$$$$.

http://x3d.xanga.com/b6284a6b58d356796436/b5549496.jpg

1980 Blazer is rusting back to ashes, but it gets me around when the weather's bad.

http://x78.xanga.com/7f306300303b61548403/b1495177.jpg

1998 Firebird, 3800 V6, 5spd, purchased out of frustration when I had too many projects and nothing decent to drive. I bought it in Jan. of 2001 with 36k miles, currently sits at 88k and is bone stock other than the K&N and some Boston Accoustics 6" door speakers (they add 5hp each).

More car pics can be found at Myspace.com (http://www.myspace.com/brianjfox), including the family's '68 camaro, '73 corvette, '98 viper, '98 3000gt, '79 camaro, '78 camaro, '65 corvette, '73 el camino, etc.

http://x8a.xanga.com/b69d966668330139420426/b102626588.jpg

I am also an arteeeeest:
http://x45.xanga.com/0f6123fa356a21312963/t1268012.jpghttp://xfe.xanga.com/92501064761b11526243/t1473682.jpghttp://xb4.xanga.com/6ae05472616b012482514/t9046103.jpg

I play a little geeeetar:
http://x36.xanga.com/8908106b1400811042984/s8152335.jpg

And I play way too much Forza Motorsports 2, including running a Trans Am and a Spec Series over at SimracingHD.com (http://www.simracinghd.com):

Paintjobs in forza done upon request:
http://xdd.xanga.com/633c067269432150578492/m112178349.jpg
http://x2c.xanga.com/47cd803503c30145833671/m108090712.jpg
http://xa4.xanga.com/3fad84fb34035130758189/m95270592.jpg
http://x48.xanga.com/78ec015641d30160207377/m120483807.jpg

I just ended an 11 month relationship so I've been a crabby bastard who hasn't left the house for the last 2 weeks.

http://xa6.xanga.com/a470753a74db73086651/m2692105.jpg

Other than that, I like to throw rocks at my neighbor's black corvette and grey mustang. I think they appreciate it too.

That is all.

toom1h
1st December 2007, 07:27 PM
wow.... thats the best/coolest noob post/post period ive seen

MadmaX
1st December 2007, 07:45 PM
he followed the rules anyway.

Coupelx
1st December 2007, 07:47 PM
yea no **** wow.

your house remids me of my old place. Cars, motors, a go kart and a couple 4 wheelers in various stages of (dis)repair waiting for money. not to mention the stacks of parts i hoarded.

2gtalon
1st December 2007, 07:58 PM
wow.... thats the best/coolest noob post/post period ive seen

2gtalon
1st December 2007, 07:58 PM
welcome

Nitefox
1st December 2007, 09:24 PM
Thanks. I bought all the pieces to the '31 when I was 15 years old, but the running joke was that it still wouldn't be together by age 30.

All be damned, but now I'm 29 and still broke, hehe. :eek2smiley:

schovil69
2nd December 2007, 02:46 AM
Welcome

Luv the drawing of the couple. :lol:

David
2nd December 2007, 08:43 AM
welcome back.

Alley
2nd December 2007, 09:04 AM
welcome back.

Js04sILVerBullet
2nd December 2007, 11:46 AM
welcome

95gsx
2nd December 2007, 10:59 PM
welcome is that the viper i see at the bus station all the time in the winter?

96speedZ28
2nd December 2007, 11:30 PM
Welcome. What is your gamertag?

Nitefox
3rd December 2007, 01:17 AM
Yes, that's Veemaxx's Viper at the bus station, and at the family reunion photo. :lol:

Gamertag Nitefox98.

I haven't had the patience to get to the top of the Forza leaderboards with Pale Rider, PorscheH6 and the other guys from ACC, but I've still got a few times in the top 25. I just hate driving with TCS, but since they screwed the class system and allowed 1000hp cars in all the different classes, it's kind of obligatory.

supercrackerbox
3rd December 2007, 04:52 AM
OMG I know that Blazer . . .

Kelvin
3rd December 2007, 05:25 AM
the last picture you drew that girl has a nice ASS

Nitefox
3rd December 2007, 11:20 AM
OMG I know that Blazer . . .

The 33's, no lift, and the lightbar make it easy to pick out. The enkei's are long gone since T.O. Haas used an air impact to put them on and scratched the hell out of them.

A passenger or I didn't yell at you over the PA I hope, lol. I've had it for 8 or 9 years, and I think the PA was a good addition to the hunk of junk. :eek:

I didn't draw the last picture, btw, just found it on the net and had to laugh.