So....

[R/TMan]

So I have noticed that there is a severe lack of sport trucks in lincoln. All these guys driving around in these big trucks all lifted and obviously over compensating for somthing. But anyway I am trying to find someone who has the cahones to actually race not no oooooo where at a stop light BS racing an actuall one. I have never actually been challenged and i am looking for a good one I am the biggest trash talker even if I lose just give me a good race. I am going to be out this weekend so show up and we can get it done and over with.

[aquase]

WRONG SECTION NOOB!!!

[aquase]

take it to CALLEM OUT or OFF TOPIC!!! :)

[Ervin]

take it to CALLEM OUT or OFF TOPIC!!! :)
Indeed

[00dakotav8]

So I have noticed that there is a severe lack of sport trucks in lincoln. All these guys driving around in these big trucks all lifted and obviously over compensating for somthing. But anyway I am trying to find someone who has the cahones to actually race not no oooooo where at a stop light BS racing an actuall one. I have never actually been challenged and i am looking for a good one I am the biggest trash talker even if I lose just give me a good race. I am going to be out this weekend so show up and we can get it done and over with.


I'm down to walk all over your mega fast 5.9

[supercrackerbox]

Yes, there is a lack of Syclones in this city.

[rsisbetter]

is your r/t black, with a license plate banner that says "jesus likes yoga" ?

[Tushick]

cop

[cole]

cop

[00dakotav8]

someone with a double account

[Bobby Light]

pretty sure i know of a 10,000lb 06 ram diesel that is lifted with 22.5" alcoas and will stomp a shithole in your piece of ****

[STOK5OH]

This thread had the capability to be decent,but failed.

[Lepa]

lawlz.

[Bobby Light]

or you can take on a 241 hp mustang

[00dakotav8]

^Or a 208 rwhp dakota.

[Yogi]

bring out the 6.1 cummins

[Alley]

Mopar has the only fast trucks.

[Bobby Light]

maybe you shoulda got a truck, woulda been faster.

[Yogi]

^If you got teh monies so spend on it

[C.J.]

10,000lbs....come on?

[Bobby Light]

ok maybe 9,500 lbs?

[Bobby Light]

http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v124/131/92/17210051/n17210051_33758743_1234.jpg

[Ervin]

damn, that's sweet

[Ervin]

I am the biggest trash talker even if I lose
So you're a poor loser?...

[onedayjake]

Maybe I should have raced you last Saturday night when your were out. I was in my truck when you were there.

[STOK5OH]

you race for money at all?

[BossRoss]

please believe i know of a couple cummins back in sidney that are in the low 12's

[86Shelby]

I will not believe you, Ross. Even though your the Boss. You LIE!

[BossRoss]

haha. pretty sure i can get his number if u want it. banks twin turbo system pulling a semi trailer on his 5th wheel he can still get 25 mpg on the highway. has walked away from many a fox bodies

[JesterMX6]

:turbin:

[00dakotav8]

We need a kill the turbin smiley.

[JesterMX6]

oh keep your speedo on. it won't be used for quite some time. for whatever reason, if i type those letters in that order my computer freezes up

[00dakotav8]

:lol: PWNT!!!!

[aquase]

:turbin:

[Bobby Light]

GAH STOP WITH THE ****ING TURBIN

[Lepa]

trucks are gay.

[dunnster76]

trucks are gay.

Quote of the year right here.

[Lepa]

I know

[00dakotav8]

What does that make dunn's car?

[dunnster76]

Not a truck.

[Andy]

MMmmm there out there, just have to look for them. Just yesterday i saw a black SRT-10 and a 03 Lightning but it's not like thoughs trucks are fast compaired to the big bad RT.

[Nickels]

Why are people with lifted trucks compensating? because they like ground clearance?

[JesterMX6]

they can't get it up so they got their truck up?

[00dakotav8]

they can't get it up so they got their truck up?

QFT.

[JesterMX6]

don't get me started mr "i rev my truck every chance i get oh my gosh why is this speedo so tight oh thats right its because my clit is protruding.....kid"

[00dakotav8]

at least i can get mine up. I dont rev as much as teh mx6 does either. Plus the women happen to enjoy the speedo ok.

[JesterMX6]

at least i can get mine up. I dont rev as much as teh mx6 does either. Plus the women happen to enjoy the speedo ok.

u obviously havent driven around me too much. my ***** is so big AND long AND gets up just fine to the point where i actually quieted down my exhaust.

[00dakotav8]

u obviously havent driven around me too much. my ***** is so big AND long AND gets up just fine to the point where i actually quieted down my exhaust.

I have mufflers in my garage just too lazy to put them on.

[Ervin]

I wonder if this R/T guy is ever gona come back

[Nickels]

I have a small weiner, its ok.. i can admit it.

My truck isnt that big though, and i like small little cars.. what does that mean? I use to own a Fiero, little ass car i parked under a semi trailer, does that mean my **** is enormous?

[00dakotav8]

Doubtful.

[Nickels]

Yea, i dont have a big ****, ive already said that, i just think the compensating thing is retarded.. i do stuff to my vehicles because i like, not because i am insecure with my *****.

[dunnster76]

I lowered my car ... thus I have a huge ****.

[STOK5OH]

a giant **** wont make your car fast.

[Nickels]

LITE WEIGHT MODs!!! small weiner, got my apendix/tounsils/adnoids/gull blatter/wisdom teeth removed./

No dunn, if you do ANYHTING to your car, it means you are compensating for your small **** and lack of stamina

[82355]

lifted 4x4 > gay sport trucks.

Martin

[Nickels]

lifted 4x4 > gay sport trucks.

Martin

i agree with you Marty.. just like that time you said you think your balls were stealing skin from your *****.

[dunnster76]

lifted 4x4 > gay sport trucks.

Martin

The lifted 4x4 serve a purpose, sport trucks really have none. You can drive them around town and that's it.

[82355]

Exactly.

Martin

[Thunder]

The lifted 4x4 serve a purpose, sport trucks really have none. You can drive them around town and that's it.

and that is???

The lifted 4x4 can go play in the mud and offroad and all that crud... ok cool... well if someone actually does something with a truck thats fast... well then its a fast truck.

In the end, both have beds and can haul stuff. Thats all I would ever care for a truck to do...

[Lepa]

Fast trucks are unheard of, and open headers is gay.

[00dakotav8]

I can at least still pull a decent amount with my truck.....and if you dont think its used as a truck wait till i get home tomorrow to take pics of it....It's sitting in my driveway loaded down with random crap and tools from my garage.

[Thunder]

parish silverado > some lifted 4x4 thats uber big.

[Nickels]

my toyota > *

[JesterMX6]

i'd rather have the best of both worlds.


built to **** td truck. but then lift the **** out of it.

[BossRoss]

my toyota > anything

[AeroSS_87]

Yes, there is a lack of Syclones in this city.

****ing true... but id cry upon seeing one

[David]

I haven't seen one in about 3 years.

[BossRoss]

saw one last year at the car show up by biglers

[BossRoss]

or maybe that was a typhoon. either way their both badass vehicles

[toom1h]

I havent seen any syclones in lincoln, only a few typhoons

[Lepa]

Oborny's truck > *

[R/TMan]

I have smoked every truck I have come upon and the same thing happens uh I know a guy who has a truck that will "stop a shithole in my piece of ****" but I haven't found one. Not saint I have the fastest truck by anymeans but once you beat me then I will give you your props but do t expect me to be afraid of a Dakota that has almost 100 less rear wheel horse power and probably weighs a good couple hundred pounds more. Like i said IF you beat me I wont be ashamed to admit it.

[00dakotav8]

Yes you're basically stock and putting down 100 more horse than i do.

[Andy]

dakota war!!!!

[David]

I'll race either of you... what now?

[Mazdadan]

I can at least still pull a decent amount with my truck.....and if you dont think its used as a truck wait till i get home tomorrow to take pics of it....It's sitting in my driveway loaded down with random crap and tools from my garage.


wanna have a tow off? 10 bux says I win

[David]

congrats on being snake champion.

[Mazdadan]

heh, why thank you, I just bumped up my score since I have a few mins to waste

[Bobby Light]

wanna have a tow off? 10 bux says I win

ill have a tow off with ya...2000 Kenworth...wut?

[C.J.]

I have smoked every truck I have come upon and the same thing happens uh I know a guy who has a truck that will "stop a shithole in my piece of ****" but I haven't found one. Not saint I have the fastest truck by anymeans but once you beat me then I will give you your props but do t expect me to be afraid of a Dakota that has almost 100 less rear wheel horse power and probably weighs a good couple hundred pounds more. Like i said IF you beat me I wont be ashamed to admit it.

there is no way in hell your stock ass 5.9 dakota makes 300+ rwhp

**** they arent even rated 250 hp stock......

[Nickels]

Kids these days..

[82355]

I have smoked every truck I have come upon and the same thing happens uh I know a guy who has a truck that will "stop a shithole in my piece of ****" but I haven't found one. Not saint I have the fastest truck by anymeans but once you beat me then I will give you your props but do t expect me to be afraid of a Dakota that has almost 100 less rear wheel horse power and probably weighs a good couple hundred pounds more. Like i said IF you beat me I wont be ashamed to admit it.


This stupid ass**** is mildly entertaining.

Martin

[00dakotav8]

there is no way in hell your stock ass 5.9 dakota makes 300+ rwhp

**** they arent even rated 250 hp stock......

They're rated 260 at the crank stock, and with the drive train loss factored in they put down a little over 200 at the wheels.

[David]

my car put down like 290 or something once...

[00dakotav8]

^:lost:

[supercrackerbox]

They're rated 260 at the crank stock, and with the drive train loss factored in they put down a little over 200 at the wheels.

Hence the R/T badge being ill-applied. ****, the Spirit and Daytona R/Ts made that power at the wheels ten years previous and on 135 cubic inches.

[Coupelx]

i have a truck. i use it to haul ****. it was made for that.

[Lepa]

Word on the skreetz is that the r/t got his **** tossed.

[toom1h]

o ****, its getting hot in here now
so take off all your clothes

[David]

evo by 9

[toom1h]

dakota by 2

[C.J.]

dakota by 2

but which one?..................OH NOESS!

[David]

maybe the by was a typo


bi???

dakota bi 2?

[toom1h]

err, it was one of those things that sounded good until you look back at it

fine

dakota by 2
dakota losing by 2

[David]

:lol:

[toom1h]

hmm actually now that i think about it

dakota losing by 8

regardless who he races. you want some of the mazda taylor?!

[00dakotav8]

4.7> 5.9

What mazda lol?

[JesterMX6]

What mazda lol?

[Thunder]

he bought a mazda 3, going by one of his other posts.

[JesterMX6]

if its not a mazdaspeed then he better have something else under the hood. :lol:









so wait...based on this outcome (since we all love bench racing) this "R/T" wouldn't keep up with a lowly 250 dollar sputtering mazda mx-6?

[00dakotav8]

so wait...based on this outcome (since we all love bench racing) this "R/T" wouldn't keep up with a lowly 250 dollar sputtering mazda mx-6?

Probably would be a good race.

[toom1h]

lol no it isnt a mazda speed 3
just needed something for gas mileage back and forth to lincoln. it isnt fast at all lol. but its a fun little car.

[JesterMX6]

they are fun. they do handle really well too. should look into autocrossing it ;)

[JesterMX6]

Probably would be a good race.

well hopefully it wouldnt be a good race. this week the ignition is being torn apart. if i cant get it fixed then no biggie. i've got another car to drive for a while so it'll be down til i can get the sputter gone. 14.9 or bust!!!

[toom1h]

Im not auto crossing my dd damn it lol. And yes the handling on them is amazing, very touchy as well.
And the shifter on it is so smooth. But it is just a nice 35mpg car that is going to get tons of miles.

[C.J.]

r/t man is teh slow

[aquase]

but he comes out and races!!!

[C.J.]

when?

[Thunder]

^obviously when you don't.

rtman was pretty cool.

[C.J.]

^obviously when you don't.

rtman was pretty cool.

my ecu is upset, im not going to go out racing

[Thunder]

yeah and my rear end hates me, but i tell it to stfu and get movin.

[C.J.]

heh

[aquase]

yeah and my rear end hates me, but i tell it to stfu and get movin.



and then u hug ur car very much so

[C.J.]

i talk to my car all the time

[Thunder]

you have to give it positive reenforcement sometimes bartek.

[aquase]

R U SERIOUS????? that must be why mine is always broke!!!

[Thunder]

i gotta find out why shes giving me bad gas mileage though... im wondering if the rear end is sapping power or something lol.

[C.J.]

a car is like a woman, its fun to rail it hard, but you also have to talk to her

[Andy]

So what was the result of the dakota vs. dakota race?

[C.J.]

no need to ask

r/tman says : my truck is the fastest street truck and has never lost, it makes over 300rwhp

[00dakotav8]

So what was the result of the dakota vs. dakota race?

4.7> 5.9

[Thunder]

So what was the result of the dakota vs. dakota race?

the dakota won.

[C.J.]

i love this kid