OMFG GUESS WHAT

[matt]

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???

[Thunder]

you sold your car?

[Ervin]

u got a new car?

[matt]

hahaha no
nothing to do with driving at all

lets play 21 questions

[Ervin]

so it's not car related?

[BossRoss]

is it an animal?

[AeroSS_87]

I knew it. He's come out of the closet finally.

[BOORAH]

Does it have anything to do with a 18.25 inch big black dildo with a unsual lump about 3/4 of the way up that was wrapped in a nike sock?














If not nevermind.

[ali]

you have a small ****?

[dave]

drifto?

[ali]

no wait....












































you like the small ****

[matt]

you are all wrong

[matt]

:offtopic:
IU already hjave the dildo with the large lump that akkkmed hajibib speaks of

[BOORAH]

Haha, let me guess again, you're drunk for your friend Sylvia's bday?

[matt]

no you just copied that from my bulletin you negro

keep guessin

[96speedZ28]

Is this another one of your ways to get your post count up?

[STOK5OH]

you just saved a bunch of money on your car insurance by switching to geico?

[Grey03GT]

Someone got there license back?

[dunnster76]

Initial D is being turned into a Broadway show?

[matt]

you just saved a bunch of money on your car insurance by switching to geico?


CORRECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Paul_N]

Initial D is being turned into a Broadway show?

i would be there

[BOORAH]

I give.

[JesterMX6]

:turbin:

[matt]

bump

[MadmaX]

chicken butt

[millertime]

you or someone driving your car was at a store in the small complex by the hy'vee on 70th and pioneers to the north of the baskin robbins today?

[matt]

That twas I.

[millertime]

ah, I had to run to hy-vee and noticed it sitting there, thought it was yours but wasn't sure.

[Kelvin]

i saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by running away

[Kelvin]

i saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by running away

[supersayianjim]

you know the naked wizard???

[Hillbilly]

You decided that you want your kid to grow up in a strong country so you decided to only buy domestic from now on? You are thinking about buying a farm and raising chickens and Lima beans? You think you are ready for the final step of your sex reassignment surgery? You were just picked up by the gay version of Bang Bus? You have decided to convert to Scientology? You really like strawberry ice cream? You decided to follow your dream as a Opera singer? You think you have herpes and want to tell all your partners on here but are afraid to tell them? You think that New Coke was better than Classic Coke? Sometimes late at night you just want someone to hold you and sing Micheal Rowed the Boat ashore? You think that Elvis is really still alive but he lives in Canada with Bigfoot? You wonder if 8 track will ever come back into style? You have a great idea about selling rocks and telling people they are pets? You like to go in and have your prostate checked to fill your need for gay love? You really want to move to NYC and become a Tranny ******? You wonder if the correction for your ***** curvature is worth the shortening that will occur with the surgery? You wife has suddenly developed that crazy sex craving we hear that some pregnant chicks get? Some one got chocolate in your peanut butter? You decided to switch to only smoking pot to cure your glaucoma? You discovered how many licks it does take to get to the center of a tootse roll pop? You have actual footage of the Loch Ness monster? You were kidnapped by aliens and found that you are in love with one?

[Hillbilly]

You just discovered proof that john wilkes booth didn't kill president Lincoln? You have proof we have never been to the moon? You just discovered how a Plymouth Sure Grip really works? Your mom is actually your aunt? Eric Clapton stopped by last night just to hang out and jam? You just discovered Rae Gae music and if feels like your are fulfilled? You finally filled that quart jar you have by your bed with cum? You think your turning Japanese, you think your turning Japanese, you really think so? You know who shot J.R.? You are thinking about starting a religion based on a episode of the A team? You really like to have your girl hit you in the nuts with a ruler while singing the ABCs? You have a spaghetti fetish? You like to have your woman pee on you while singing Beautiful Nebraska? You know the truth behind the Mona Lisa? You like to shave your nuts while singing Like a Virgin? You like to dress like a school girl and have your fanny spanked? You were born a woman? You found out smoking is good for you and this cancer thing is a government cover up? You really really like to eat boogers? You dad likes to take you to the Q with him for a beer? One time, at band camp you put a flute in your pussy? You secretly love the smell of your own farts?

[¿umop apisdn]

Your wife is preggers?

[Johnny]

She has been pregnant

[¿umop apisdn]

It was a joke.

[swaggy853]

didnt think they were married...which would be a surprise...

[matt]

What is that supposed to mean?
And we've been engaged for 11 1/2 months she's been pregnant for 6

[matt]

haha stupid droid double post.

[Hillbilly]

Matt don't sutter

[KyleJ]

Soooo much double posting in this thread.

[matt]

haha, yea but anyways, we've been engaged for almost a year, She's been pregnant for 6. We wanted kids, just would have preffered to have them in a year or so. Also, we'd be married already but she goes to wesylan 100% free because her step dad is a coach there or something, so either we start paying her tuition, or she stays a dependant under him and we wait a year. I'm ok with waiting, lol.

[Hillbilly]

**** the haters Matt! You sure the it wasn't that you like to take a **** while singing Yankee Doodle Dandy?

[matt]

**** the haters Matt! You sure the it wasn't that you like to take a **** while singing Yankee Doodle Dandy?

Well who doesn't love that?

[Hillbilly]

Well I know I do!

[matt]

+1

[blubryyum]

free post

[matt]

That wasnt free at all, Im taking it out of your ass.

[Hillbilly]

Ok since those guess weren't it I will try again.
You just got a new pet monkey and for some reason you like to spank it all the time? You finally found Waldo? You have a little Captain in Ya? High school girls, you keep getting older but they stay the same age? You just decided to move to Utah and marry 4 more women? There isn't anything you wouldn't do for a Klondike bar? There is nothing like the feeling of a peppermint patty (esp for Marcy)? You want to start a new trend dressing like a pirate? Your going to swap a 496 in a supera just to get back at that *** with the supera motor in the camaro?

[matt]

I really dont remember why I started this thread, Idk if you noticed but its like 3 years old.
But your guesses do entertain me. Come up with some more and I will make a selection.

[millertime]

Your going to swap a 496 in a supera just to get back at that *** with the supera motor in the camaro?

I know it's not a 496, but there's quite a few small block swapped supras out there

[Hillbilly]

You just mowed your lawn with scissors to see how long it took? You really enjoy watching Captain Kangaroo in the naked while eating your fruity pebbles? You love to have your girl suck your nuts while she hums the theme to Jeopardy? You like to secretly poop in bags and put them on the Neighbor's porch, light them on fire, ring the bell, and run? You masturbate while thinking what it would be like to have a vagina? You think its a buncha **** chicks get multiple orgasms and guys just get the one? You like to tuck your peter and do the mangina? You secretly have a fetish for 80 camaros and you wish yours had a bbc? You only have imports cause you think your friends will make fun of you? You like to secretly rub your nut sack on all the tops of beers at your house so anyone that mooches one gets to know the taste of your nuts? You wake up early and walk around the house naked hoping the people driving by will see you? You like dressing up in your gfs clothes and singing 80 show tunes? You think the theme to the Jeffersons could be one of the finest songs ever. You love the feel of women's underwear against your body, under your jeans? You secretly like to put Catsup on your Ice cream? You think about making out with chicks with one leg? Your favorite flavor of sherbet is salmon? You have a dream where you are bathing in a tub full of tuna fish? You like to drive your car while singing the song to batman (the adam west one)? You dream about being the meat in a huge BLT sandwich.