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[David]

http://marryourdaughter.net/

[ali]

There all underage

[ali]

I really dont know what to say

[BossRoss]

haha one lady said we used the money to get out of the trailer park and into our very own house.

[David]

IS it legal to marry underage if it's arranged? I assume with parental concent anything is possible.

[BossRoss]

i dunno. some of the girls on there are pretty decent though. too bad they cost 80,000 :(

[ali]

thats just stupid

[David]

LSS group buy?

[ali]

it shouldnt say marryourdaughter.net it should say buyourdaughter.net

[s13curtis]

haha WTF those girls are in middle school. people are insane, selling their daughters. you know only creepy old guys find that site.

[BossRoss]

we should all pitch in and buy thunder a wife :lol:

[ali]

:lol:

[Ervin]

that's twisted.

























I just bought 2

[ali]

I loled at this one

"Our own Little Mermaid Katie Lynn swims like a fish and isn’t happy unless she’s getting wet! She got her SCUBA ticket at 12 and she can pull more than her weight as crew on any kind of boat or ship. She tells us she’s tired of dry land and that’s she’s looking for a husband who works on, by or in the water."

[BossRoss]

so your moving to utah?

[ali]

Holy dumb **** 80G

Marissa J.
Age: 16,
Location: South

Bride Price:
$79,995

http://marryourdaughter.org/images/stories/daughters/1449948.jpg

[David]

What if she divorces you?

[Ervin]

Only 20k
http://marryourdaughter.org/images/stories/daughters/1449982.jpg

[ali]

Here is a good one for Thunder and shes cheap
http://marryourdaughter.org/images/stories/daughters/1449818.jpg

Samantha O..
Age: 16,
Location: Southeast

Bride Price:
$8,995

Samantha is a tomboy through and through and can hunt, fish and shoot and drive with the best of them, quote sports stats from any team you’d like to mention, she loves LS1s,and can hold her own in a cussing contest. While all that is great fun she’s tired of being thought of as one of the boys when she’s a girl at heart. She’s looking to be treated like the young lady she really is.

[C.J.]

“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"

—Mrs. James P.

****ing ROFL

[ali]

what the ****

[Ervin]

That's some quality parenting right there

[C.J.]

we're broke and your depressing, we are marrying your emo ass off

[C.J.]

i love how every testimonial almost always mentions "the money let us keep our house/farm/pay off medical bills etc.

[C.J.]

rofl the website is starting to slow down, i think LSS is taking over

[ali]

so if you have a daughter and you have bills to pay just put her on this website

[ali]

"At first we were worried that Janine was too young to get married, but then her new husband bought her a house and a car and jewelry and the money we got let us buy a house for ourselves. Getting out of the trailer park at our age was the best thing that ever happened to us, and it’s all thanks to Marry Our Daughter!"

—Mr. Jack M.

ROFL

[dunnster76]

I'm gonna marry a 13 year old, then you'll all be jealous.

[aquase]

who lacey?? :)

but there is one 18yo on there....

[Yogi]

yeah, holy ****ing wow

[dunnster76]

who lacey?? :)

but there is one 18yo on there....

No ... an actual 13 year old, not a chick that looks like one. :rolleye:

[schovil69]

WTF!!! that's fkg insane. Those bitches are proly nothing but trouble. Kicked out of school for life for stabbing the teacher. Got nothing going for them and sure as **** can't know how to take care of a mans needs. And the parents. I'd like to meet 'em. Just so I could punch 'em in the mouth. :mad:

Can't raise your kid right? Sell her here and save yourself. :Hammer:

[Snake_Eyes]

No ... an actual 13 year old, not a chick that looks like one. :rolleye:

Haha.

[C.J.]

can anybody say "to catch a predator"

easily an FBI sting

[schovil69]

^Hmmm...

[s13curtis]

pretty sure the website is a big joke

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/marryourdaughter.asp

[DSMMIKE]

pretty sure the website is a big joke

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/marryourdaughter.asp

way to ruin our fun jerk im slashing your tires as you read this

[coop]

way too much for something you can get for free here

[dunnster76]

Way to shoot down my hopes and dreams, I think I'll go slit my wrists now.

[David]

:(

flushing my hopes down the drain.. :(

[moparornocar]

The FBI now has all your info and will be showing up at your house to sieze your computer.:Hammer:

[coop]

wouldnt be the first time

[moparornocar]

Or the last?

[ali]

:lol:

[Ervin]

pretty sure the website is a big joke

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/marryourdaughter.asp

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/1/15/CaptainobviousChooseOption.jpg/180px-CaptainobviousChooseOption.jpg

[JesterMX6]

:turbin: