MY BACHELOR PARTY

[Bobby Light]

I wanted to put this out there just in case my text doesnt reach some of you

We are gonna go out for my bachelor party May 17th at 9pm

we are gonna start at Cliff's bar downtown (1323 O St)

[Hillbilly]

U are in way to high a class for a drunkin red neck to show up.

[BOWERS]

sorry...I'll be out of town.

[Bobby Light]

we are getting married in fairbury...

[Hillbilly]

Thats sad. Wheres the reception? I might have to crash it. Open bar?

[Bobby Light]

hah not open bar...just beer...recep is at the elks

[Hillbilly]

Thats cool, I only drink beer anyway (keeps me out of trouble). Dj? Band? Burnout contest? I will be in lincoln this weekend but was hoping to school some city boys so no drinking.

[Cotnerdude]

Why cant I be 21?

[Hillbilly]

Cause your mom would let your dad **** her earlier.

[Cotnerdude]

This is a bunch of crap I have less than 2 months. WHY MOM? WHY?

[Hillbilly]

She was a prude wasn't she. Think about all those bjs that could have been you.

[Cotnerdude]

I dont know... I talk to my bio-dad about once every year and still dont want him in my life to this day. So I am going to say no.

[Hillbilly]

Naked Chicks?

[Bobby Light]

nah no nekked chicks. just drunk.

[Hillbilly]

Oh well.

[SHIFTER]

hmmm i may just have to come by... cant miss teh bachelor party.